- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Barack Obama

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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