- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Roses are red.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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