When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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HURT

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Your mother is so fat.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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