Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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where is the world?

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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A women left the kitchen.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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