- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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