- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

A storm be brewin!

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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