Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

WOw you have no life

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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