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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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