- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Knock knock! Just kidding.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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