How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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I <3 Hitler

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Homo say what?

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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