- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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