- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

it's funny because it's funny

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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