What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

God is real.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

So a seal walks into a club.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

sucks Syntax...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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