Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Obama = ebola

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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