- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

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