- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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