- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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