A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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