Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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non poop

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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