What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Dwight Howard

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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