Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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