- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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