- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Knock Knock Who's there

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??