- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

batman farted so hes retarded

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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