- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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