- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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