knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

batman farted so hes retarded

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Caolan and Eamon

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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