- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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