Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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