Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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tim has no humor

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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