I'm hungry.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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