- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Hail Hitler

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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