Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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