Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Anti Joke

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