Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Dude man, I'm high...

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

star wars kid

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Steve Jobs is alive.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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