How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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