Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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this website is a bad joke

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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