John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A blonde dies Lololol

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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