Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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dat shoe shine tho

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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I'm hungry.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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