Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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^ That's not even funny ^

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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