why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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