- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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