What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

hi jonny

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Homo say what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

whats black and large -me

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

"Knock knock" Come in!

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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