Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

this website is a bad joke

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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