I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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