Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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