God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

where is the world?

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Women's professional sports

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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