If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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