- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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