- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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