- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Men

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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