- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Dwarf Shortage

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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