Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

I'm Polish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

A: Do you like it B: No

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Justin with a hat.

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