- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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