- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

the economy.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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