Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Anti Joke

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