- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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