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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

bite me

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Christ is a conspiracy

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

bite me

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Christ is a conspiracy

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

bite me

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!