knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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