Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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