- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A: Do you like it B: No

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Justin with a hat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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