Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Your mom.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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