Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

I'm Polish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Justin with a hat.

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