- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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