- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Fat? Jesse Z

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Justin with a hat.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

hey hey apple

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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