- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

men's rights activists

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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