(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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