- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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