- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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