What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

why did your mum die young because she had canser

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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