- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

what are you mike bibby?

Sir, your wife is dead

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

If you're happy and you know it get a life

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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