- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Camerons hair is Curly..

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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