- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Dwarf Shortage

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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